Poem 14: Pheromosa Pheromosa is the universe’s most beautiful cockroach And it will not let anything approach The world we inhabit is a filthy place And you are not from our airspace With fighting bug typing There is a reason your name is synonymous with over hyping Beast Boost makes your kills deadly Your attacking stats make everything else confetti
Poem 1: Pikachu Pikachu is weak Pikachu makes me tweak This Pokemon is absolute junk The only way I would use him is if I’m drunk. The furry and over-hyped mouse needs to stop Get out of here with a skip and a hop Only then will I be happy Pokemon will once again make me sappy Take your static
Its been an interesting couple of weeks. The funny was forced to be pushed off last week thanks to a few changes in getting published on new platforms. But that no longer will prevent me from the silly, the shocking, and the bold. I bring you three more individuals that needed to be out in their place. Person 1: An
The morning after the Players arrived in the Dwarven City, they discussed in their lodgings what to do first. Their goal was to understand the political arrangements within the Dwarven City. Deciding to talk to commoners first, the group elected to ask the guards for directions to the slums. Runeforge: On the way, the Death Knight was approached by a
Into the Tunnels: The party was ready to get to the Dwarven City. The exiled prince revealed his name: Fodrin The group followed the Dwarf into the tunnels. Quickly the group noticed the unique beauty of these caves. Mushrooms gave light to the darkness. A unique bluish hue showed the way forwards. The cave system had once been a tomb
I may have applied for my intent to graduate this week, but that hardly means I have to behave like an adult all the time. This week I got back into my stride and ran into far more people that needed to be knocked down a peg. Person 1: Another Angry Gun Nut It is very easy to anger gun
The Transformation: The party left the City with all haste with a full moon flickering in the night sky. Despite the group’s best wishes to escape the city unnoticed, this turned out to not work. They were attacked by a young Red Dragon who proclaimed that “In the name of Lady Orabaras, the Death Knight would be reclaimed.” The Monk
The Final Round: The finals began in earnest in the tournament at Iron. The first battle became a battle of attrition between the Monk and the Barbarian/Warlock. The Monk knew that he could not defeat his foe in a straight up battle and abused his superior movement range to create a chase. The Monk forced the Barbarian/Warlock to drop out
Spring Break has come to an end which means I’ll be forced to deal with more obnoxious people again this week. However, this does little to add entertainment for the sake of this blog post. Just like last week, there are only a couple encounters. I promise to do better next week. Person 1: A Pokemon Battler In direct contrast
This is a continuation of me dealing with some of the trash that humanity has to offer in a way that seeks to entertain. Sadly, as I have been doing little over this week besides Pokemon Go and relaxing at home, my encounters with lunatics has been more limited. Example 1: Anti Pokemon Go People It should be apparent from