Hello Readers, Fans, Dark Fantasy Enthusiasts, and Very Brave Souls! This is the June Edition of my newsletter. Megacon Orlando happened recently and that aided me in looking into new potential markets. I also worked on stories in two different anthologies that will be published sometimes in the near future. More about that below! Dark Fantasy is in contrast to
The clock was running and the party needed to get into a council meeting to figure out the succession crisis. Needing 4 house approvals was becoming difficult. One of the allied houses was forcing the party to a day long trial that they could not afford to compete in. That left the enemy houses. House Bronzebuckle: The party debated at
Hello Readers, Fans, Dark Fantasy Enthusiasts, and Very Brave Souls! This is the May Edition of my newsletter. Dark Fantasy Writing got put on the back burner a little as I got the chance to explore a few different art forms and gained access to a few new publishing platforms. Do not fret though. These experiences ensure that my Dark
Battle with Drow: The Party was still split up when things began again. The Death Knight and Gonk found themselves against a Water Elemental. Meanwhile, The Barbarian/Warlock and the Monk found themselves tied up by a group of Drow. The Barbarian/Warlock used one of his final spells to free himself and the Monk. Quickly the attacked the group of Drow,
A new day dawned and the Death Knight, Monk, and Barbarian Warlock went to the other two allied houses to learn more about them. The three also desired the ability to sit in on council meetings. The only way to do this was to gain approval from 4 of the 6 noble houses. Only 1 house, Metalbuckle was willing to
Poem 21: Arceus Arceus stands tall God of all Any who question your rule shall fall All powerful warper of reality Time and space are nothing more than a key Existing in all universes at once Any who seek to control you are a dunce For you can step outside of yourself You put science and physics on a shelf
With no time to lose and a Dwarf Succession crisis to begin to resolve, the party returned to the tunnels beneath the Dwarven City. With the paper they had collected, a route to The Slavers Den had been revealed. And there was only a door leading to an unexplored room standing between the group and that hideaway. Knowing there might
Poem 14: Pheromosa Pheromosa is the universe’s most beautiful cockroach And it will not let anything approach The world we inhabit is a filthy place And you are not from our airspace With fighting bug typing There is a reason your name is synonymous with over hyping Beast Boost makes your kills deadly Your attacking stats make everything else confetti
Poem 1: Pikachu Pikachu is weak Pikachu makes me tweak This Pokemon is absolute junk The only way I would use him is if I’m drunk. The furry and over-hyped mouse needs to stop Get out of here with a skip and a hop Only then will I be happy Pokemon will once again make me sappy Take your static
Its been an interesting couple of weeks. The funny was forced to be pushed off last week thanks to a few changes in getting published on new platforms. But that no longer will prevent me from the silly, the shocking, and the bold. I bring you three more individuals that needed to be out in their place. Person 1: An