NaPoWriMo Ultra Beast Pokemon Edition: Poems 14-20
Poem 14: Pheromosa
Pheromosa is the universe’s most beautiful cockroach
And it will not let anything approach
The world we inhabit is a filthy place
And you are not from our airspace
With fighting bug typing
There is a reason your name is synonymous with over hyping
Beast Boost makes your kills deadly
Your attacking stats make everything else confetti
Faster than most living creatures
You were forced into the overused bleachers
Welcomed into the Ubers tier
You face Gods here
Your frail defenses barley matter
When your glance can make foe batter
Prime numbers give you power
May your foes continue to cower
Poem 15: Buzzwole
Buzzwole is incredibly buff
It’s deadly appearance is no bluff
This giant mosquito is the thing of nightmares
It rips through heavy armor unawares
This insect can set off earthquakes
It comes from a world without cakes
But this monster is here to eat you
It will leave you a husk before it goes to feed anew
When it flexes, its foes should watch out
It is letting them know of a future bout
A contest it is sure to win
Leaving a puddle of blood to mark where it has been
Your arms are bloated with energy
You use the blood from enemies as an accessory
The jungles were your home
But here you can freely roam
Poem 16: Guzzlord
Guzzlord is a deadly glutton
Everything around it is simple mutton
It has mouths inside mouths for eating
Teeth inside teeth for crushing
That stomach is bottomless
It can devour an entire metropolis
Even the oceans are not safe
After gorging, all that will be left is a raphe
It leaves no waste
Everything near it gets displaced
Mountains are gobbled up
In a contest of hunger, there is no runner up
Humans have been consumed
Our planet may be doomed
This horror hunger has no limit
Nothing will remain to visit.
Poem 17: Stakataka
Stakataka has a unique name
Whoever came up with it is to blame
Such a strange creature
With a quite a few things to feature
Not a single life form are you
How they stick together is not glue
The process makes little sense
But your body is quite dense
Your sheer weight is breaking records
And your prime number stats are attracting awards
As a defensive tower
Let none doubt your power
From a world unknown did you come
You leave your foes feeling dumb
As they fail to do you any real harm
Instead they will soon buy the farm.
Poem 18: Celesteela
Celesteela is a deceptive creature
A giant spaceship is just one feature
With the powers of plants
It crushes foes like ants
A great wall you are
Your fantastic Steel Flying typing lets you go far
Garchomp loves the support you bring
Your heavy slam forces Fairies to call you king
Skarmory does not like you existing
You being competition makes it tough enlisting
Your surprise fire attacks
Smash through defensive cracks
Your adorable face
Hides the fact that you are an ace
A master at what you do
Like a blaster your foes go pew pew
Poem 19: Nihilego
Nihilego is a parasite
You release a toxin that is a deadly blight
But have no face
Which hides the fact that you giggle with grace
Mind controlling the innocent
They cannot stop thinking of your natural luminescent
Forcing them against their will
To protect you at all costs you instill
Your offensive typing
Rock and Poison leaves foes sniping
Desperate to hit you with earthquake
To escape the headache and get a break
You strike fear into everyone
Your work once done
Destroyed entire families
And almost created massive casualties
Poem 20: Kartana
Kartana slashes its way to victory
Your thin-like form seems contradictory
But those who fear cuts from paper
know its as fun as playing with a razor
Even a single touch will draw blood
You leave in your wake a red flood
But fire will end you
Intense heat will make you into stew
Your Grass Steel typing
Is fantastic for sniping
For resisting your enemies moves
Defeating them only helps as your attack improves
Only you can learn cut naturally
Not that this matter since teaching it to you would be agony
A waste of a moveslot and potential
Your offensive power is essential