Dungeons and Dragons: Sessions 1 and 2: A Chaotic Beginning
The Beginning
In a tavern in a small town named Krento, located within the large nation of Spatia, three anti heroes were forced together- by an unpaid bar tab. A Stone Giant Rogue, A Saiyan Monk, and an Half Elf Death Knight were forced fought Goblins to pay off the debt. The Rogue tried to kill the Saiyan with a random torch and it took the effort of many bouncers to prevent the deed.
The Giant who was very pissed about this arrangement, threw a rock at the bar, incurring even more debt. His companions warned about doing this again, lest they be trapped in this backwater town.
Goblins
Our party found the Goblins and the Saiyan decided to Leeroy Jenkins his way into their camp. All 5 of the monsters failed to hit him and when he started slaughtering them en mass, they sought out the other two characters. However, they failed to hit the Death Knight and the Rogue as well and soon were dead. The group found bottles of wine on their corpses.
The bartender somehow knew about their player’s victory and told them the debt was half paid. To finish off what they owed, they had to seek out the cave where the rest of the Goblins lived and finish them off.
Session 2
In the morning, the group investigated the bar, feeling very suspicious about the bartender. They found that there had been a great number of people in the tavern while they had slept and all the liquor was gone.
Once the three left the tavern they collided with a Dragonborn Paladin and a Human Barbarian who decided to help them out of a sense of justice from the Paladin and because he did not think things through in the Barbarian’s case.
Finding the lair of the Goblins was easy as the land around Krento was mostly flat. The Stone Giant snuck his way in and before the enemies within could spot him, he let out a nasty fart. The Goblins fled from the stench leaving only a single Hobgoblin that was picked off.
As those with dark-vision charged deeper into the cave, the Saiyan decided to loot the Hobgoblin and stay outside the cave all alone. The Barbarian lacked darkvision and charged into the darkness. He madly swung his greatsword and almost killed his Paladin Companion who was saved by her armor.
An Orc Mage
The two Goblins were dispatched by the Paladin and Rogue but then things took a turn for the strange. The dark cave lit up and three Orcs appeared before the group. Their leader, a spell caster (a rarity in this world) asked what the meaning of the attack was, and summoned the Saiyan into the cave to be questioned alongside the others.
After explaining the debt that had been incurred, the Orc Priest decided to give the Wine back, without a fight. Promising to never cause trouble there again, he prepared to leave, but the Saiyin proposed something that caught his attention. A non lethal duel between skilled combatants.
The Priest agreed, and used his Magic to replicate the Monk’s fists. After a couple missed swings, the Orc got in a good hit and defeated the Saiyan in one clean swing. The duel was lost, but the group earned a dire warning from the Priest: “At the end of the Month, the world as they knew it would change forever.”
Armed with this information, the group returned to the inn and paid off their debt. Fed up with this place, the group decided to leave for a larger city. Most of this was to prevent the Rogue from destroying the town via the nearby river.
The Journey
The group decided to head for the Capital of Spatia: Diamond. They would take the main road west towards Iron, The City of Blacksmiths. The road seemed peaceful at first, but the world is full of surprises.
The Saiyan feeling bored, decided to duel his companions: The Death Knight and the Rogue for training and effortlessly beat them with a powerful one two punch. Feeling Yamchaed, the two thought about how to not feel so useless. The group was attacked by 2 Giant Hyenas soon after and the hunters became food for the adventurers.
The next day, the Rogue adopted a pet rock and named him Paul. While distracted by this new friend, the group was attacked by 5 Axebeak Birds. The creatures almost killed the Rogue, but he was saved by the Paladin. Once the creatures were killed, dinner for night two was cooked.
It will take 3 more days to reach Iron, and 5 total to reach Diamond. The group moves with enthusiasm even with the Orc Priests words in their thoughts.