Too Early for Christmas
This is a message for many of my American friends, but is not limited to just that country. It is November.
DO NOT POST YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS YET
For the sake of civil people everywhere just don’t do it. Just please. Wait til the night of December 24th if not later. The sane world will very much appreciate it.
But since I know none of you reading this will listen, I just want to remind you that every time you hang up a light before Thanksgiving, G-d kills a reindeer.
Don’t be a murderer. Only you can prevent premature Christmas Lights.