Poem 21: Arceus Arceus stands tall God of all Any who question your rule shall fall All powerful warper of reality Time and space are nothing more than a key Existing in all universes at once Any who seek to control you are a dunce For you can step outside of yourself You put science and physics on a shelf
Poem 14: Pheromosa Pheromosa is the universe’s most beautiful cockroach And it will not let anything approach The world we inhabit is a filthy place And you are not from our airspace With fighting bug typing There is a reason your name is synonymous with over hyping Beast Boost makes your kills deadly Your attacking stats make everything else confetti
Poem 1: Pikachu Pikachu is weak Pikachu makes me tweak This Pokemon is absolute junk The only way I would use him is if I’m drunk. The furry and over-hyped mouse needs to stop Get out of here with a skip and a hop Only then will I be happy Pokemon will once again make me sappy Take your static