Me Being Obnoxious to Obnoxious People: Part 3
This is a continuation of me dealing with some of the trash that humanity has to offer in a way that seeks to entertain. Sadly, as I have been doing little over this week besides Pokemon Go and relaxing at home, my encounters with lunatics has been more limited.
Example 1: Anti Pokemon Go People
It should be apparent from the fact that I spend quite a bit of time playing Pokemon Go, that from time to time, I run into an individual who not only hates the game, but hates even more the fact that I am playing the game. A certain person at Lake Eola in Orlando, Florida decided to not mind their own business when they approached me. I chose to do the same. They said to me: “Don’t you have important things to do like work a job? You damn Liberal Leaches playing your stupid Pokemon Games!”
I’ll admit I was taken aback by the fact that they correctly guessed my political beliefs in a nutshell. However, they had insulted Pokemon Go, and that was something I could not allow. I said in response: “I did not realize it was a bad thing to be out in public doing something I enjoy. Next time I’ll ensure I am doing soul crushing work like trying to figure out what sort of parents raised such a miserable human as you.” They stormed off as cowards tend to when someone stands up to them.
Example 2: Gun Nuts
Gun nuts have been all over social media lately, deciding to remind the rest of us of their existence like the moocher cockroaches they are. Oh wait? Am I being obnoxious and showing bias before I even describe how I dealt with this individual? Too bad.
Anyway, this one took place on Facebook, because, of course it did. I was just minding my own business on a discussion about guns. Oh wait, that was a lie. I was debating civilly with another person. However, another person came crashing in, Miley Cyrus style. They came in with their all caps screaming lingo. “YOU DAMN LIBERALS WANT TO DISARM HEROIC AMERICANS AND THEN KILL OUR BABIES! HOW DARE YOU KILL CHILDREN AND THEN DISARM GOOD GUYS WITH GUNS. ONLY MONSTERS DO THOSE THINGS!”
Surprised as I was that this individual managed to talk about Abortion and Guns in the same response, they opened the door for my answer. I was not gentle. “Did you know that guns are used to perform Abortions? Buy a gun, kill some babies today!” The poster was so taken aback that they deleted their initial comment. Given that their profile picture was an image of white European Jesus, I assume they prayed to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. I also assume they are hoping that the Demon they had encountered today would not make them even more butt-hurt in the future.
More Next Time
Only two people to deal with this week, but don’t worry, there are angry people all over the world, just waiting to be offended by failing to offend me.