Me Being Obnoxious to Obnoxious People: Part 5
I may have applied for my intent to graduate this week, but that hardly means I have to behave like an adult all the time. This week I got back into my stride and ran into far more people that needed to be knocked down a peg.
Person 1: Another Angry Gun Nut
It is very easy to anger gun nuts. Nothing makes this more clear than the fact that a bunch of High School students protesting about not wanting to be killed while in class has their panties all stirred up. But in another fine example of people who should not have a gun, lets look at exhibit A: A Facebook post, because where else does one need to look for the most pathetic and disgusting examples of opinion being passed off as fact?
The specific post in question showcased one of the icons of the march, allegedly tearing up the American Constitution. Forgetting the fact that the Constitution is incredibly difficult to get into anyone’s hands, lets look at the fact that only a gun nut that is overcompensating for a tiny penis would assume this was a factual thing. And yet, clearly there are many people with tiny penises triggered by a woman in a leadership role. So triggered in fact that people are calling for her death.
Yep that’s right folks, people are calling for a High School Student to die. Their reasoning: She poses a direct threat to the United States with her trying to impose comprehensive gun reform. Somehow wanting to not die makes her a Communist and a Fascist. That’s like calling Ghandi a Serial Killer. Two mutually exclusive insults here folks! But of course those are these people’s favorite two insults. Never mind the fact that both ideologies named exist as a result of these same people.
Anyway, unable to stand by and watch people make threats against children, I pointed out the obvious. “Did you know that threatening violence against a group for political gain is the definition of terrorism?” They agreed without realizing I was referring to them. That was until I pointed out that, “Its no surprise people like you are against any form of gun control. As your premeditated murder threats here indicate, you are the type of person who will be losing the right to those guns the moment these children have their way.” I dropped a mic at that point, which means I unfollowed the post and did not give these incredibly belligerent people any more of my energy.
Person 2: A Self Hating Jew
As a person of Jewish decent, I do not like dealing with Jews that pose a threat to other Jews. And yet, they exist. Many of them vote for people like Trump. This next individual is one of those. Interestingly enough, the reason for me being forced into contact with this person was because of the same gun discussion as the last person. But this next individual decided to make it more personal and actually messaged me on Facebook after I unfollowed the post.
He said the usual thing that Conservative Jews accuse Liberal Jews of because they refuse to look in the mirror. That I am a Judenrat and Beta Cuck. Ignoring the fact that this person on their own Facebook constantly was complaining about the fact that Women were ignoring him (I can only wonder why) he seemed to have forgotten that the Nazis were ultra conservative and that Orthodox Jews voted for them. A point I was more than happy to remind this Beta Cuck, Judenrat. I of course had no problem calling him those words. After all, as I stated to him: I am related to Holocaust Survivors. And they taught me from a young age that the Orthodox Community still is listening to the foolish words of the Alte Rebbe. If secularism is causing Jews to convert, maybe Judaism needs to look in the mirror and reevaluate itself.”
He blocked me soon after. Unwilling to have me trigger his ego further.
Person 3: A Triggered Student
This last entry is unique in the fact that I was actually unable to be obnoxious to this person. The reason for that is because I was in a giant lecture hall of more than 300 students, and when I ran into this particular braind of obnoxious, the teacher gave me the “please bite your tongue look.” Anyway, this final moment involved a discussion in said class about the movie Black Panther and what we all liked about it.
I was in a sharing mood and declared that I liked the scene where two characters that I will not name are talking. Looking at a sunset, one of them declared: “When I die, I want to be buried at sea like my ancestors who chose to die rather free, than be slaves.” I pointed out that this could be applied to countless communities involving the Jewish one. Citing the mass suicide on Mount Masada, I pointed out a time where the Jews about to be enslaved by the Romans, chose the same dying free way out. It was meant to be a compliment about the intersectionality of the movie. The student who responded was having none of that.
“How dare you appropriate the struggle of the Black Slave which you do not understand to the Jewish people!” He declared to me. “The Jews have not suffered anywhere near the degree of the Blacks!” Like I said, I bit my tongue at the request of the professor. But this man was not done yet.: Next he went into a diatribe about the wonder of Jesus and how if people did not repent and help understand these struggles, they would be burning in hell soon. The class applauded. I groaned.
As for what I wanted to say: “Listen here you! The next time that half your population is killed in a genocide and has an entire movement built around such genocide that is still legal in parts of the world today, then we can talk about oppression. Second, you sound like a nice Christain Boy. Has it occured to you how ashamed your ancestors must feel? They gave up their way of life under threats of death if they did not convert to Christianity. Never mind the fact that said religion is the reason they were all enslaved in the first place. You think Manifest Destiny was just some idea that some douches came up with one night? No! Its right there, in the bible.”
For Next Week:
This week I was forced to deal with some pretty special types of stupid. I truly hope that my next confrontations are less serious buisness and more, you is stupid sort of funny. This Black comedy shit makes my head hurt.