Dungeons and Dragons Day 14: Divisons

Admin/ April 29, 2018/ Dungeons and Dragons

A new day dawned and the Death Knight, Monk, and Barbarian Warlock went to the other two allied houses to learn more about them.  The three also desired the ability to sit in on council meetings.  The only way to do this was to gain approval from 4 of the 6 noble houses. Only 1 house, Metalbuckle was willing to

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NaPoWriMo Legendary Pokemon Edition: Poems 21-30

Admin/ April 29, 2018/ Poems

Poem 21: Arceus Arceus stands tall God of all Any who question your rule shall fall All powerful warper of reality Time and space are nothing more than a key Existing in all universes at once Any who seek to control you are a dunce For you can step outside of yourself You put science and physics on a shelf

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Dungeons and Dragons Day 13: Fires, Tunnels, Spiders

Admin/ April 23, 2018/ Dungeons and Dragons

With no time to lose and a Dwarf Succession crisis to begin to resolve, the party returned to the tunnels beneath the Dwarven City.  With the paper they had collected, a route to The Slavers Den had been revealed. And there was only a door leading to an unexplored room standing between the group and that hideaway. Knowing there might

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NaPoWriMo Ultra Beast Pokemon Edition: Poems 14-20

Admin/ April 22, 2018/ Poems

Poem 14: Pheromosa Pheromosa is the universe’s most beautiful cockroach And it will not let anything approach The world we inhabit is a filthy place And you are not from our airspace With fighting bug typing There is a reason your name is synonymous with over hyping Beast Boost makes your kills deadly Your attacking stats make everything else confetti

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NaPoWriMo Pokemon Edition: Poems 1-13

Admin/ April 20, 2018/ Poems

Poem 1: Pikachu Pikachu is weak Pikachu makes me tweak This Pokemon is absolute junk The only way I would use him is if I’m drunk. The furry and over-hyped mouse needs to stop Get out of here with a skip and a hop Only then will I be happy Pokemon will once again make me sappy Take your static

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Me Being Obnoxious to Obnoxious People: Part 6

Admin/ April 13, 2018/ Rants

Its been an interesting couple of weeks.  The funny was forced to be pushed off last week thanks to a few changes in getting published on new platforms.  But that no longer will prevent me from the silly, the shocking, and the bold.  I bring you three more individuals that needed to be out in their place. Person 1: An

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Dungeons and Dragons Day 12: A New Ally

Admin/ April 8, 2018/ Dungeons and Dragons

The morning after the Players arrived in the Dwarven City, they discussed in their lodgings what to do first.  Their goal was to understand the political arrangements within the Dwarven City. Deciding to talk to commoners first, the group elected to ask the guards for directions to the slums. Runeforge: On the way, the Death Knight was approached by a

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Dungeons and Dragons Day 11: The Road to a Dwarven City

Admin/ April 1, 2018/ Dungeons and Dragons

Into the Tunnels: The party was ready to get to the Dwarven City. The exiled prince revealed his name: Fodrin The group followed the Dwarf into the tunnels.  Quickly the group noticed the unique beauty of these caves.  Mushrooms gave light to the darkness.  A unique bluish hue showed the way forwards. The cave system had once been a tomb

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